New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

Ugh. All of those pretentious University Presidents have PHDs in something. She insists you call her Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

works if you work it

OMG BRING BACK BEHIND CLOSED OVENS JEZ!!!!

This makes me miss kitchenette

What’ll these two do next, other than not keeping a coordinator job for more than a season? 

Yes, but she’s a good bit older than me so I don’t have any direct stories. My aunt and older cousins know folks who went to school with her and they do though. Will have to ask them later today.

“Change it!”

Just called his Tucson office! If you’re in AZ, or have an AZ phone number, his DC voicemail is full:
Phoenix Office
2200 E. Camelback Rd., Ste. 120

pleasepleasepleaseplease

I dunno, his name doesn’t inspire confidence in me that he’ll actually follow through....

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Alas, his couldn’t fully grip the saw.

Southern style boiled peanuts, no contest, fight me.

Ha ha, yeah, the original commenter doesn’t even realize ESPN is short for “español.”

Barf Mitzvah

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

I will.