no fun league

I went to college in central PA in the late 90s(though not at Penn State, thank Jesus). I remember seeing billboards with Joe Pa’s ugly mug on them pitching some shit tier white bread. The amount of reverence for the man was astounding and inscrutable even then.

that is one magnificent moustache

aunt fancy rip

41, maybe less. Jackson’s wife died before he took office; Buchanan never married; and #22 and #24 were the same dude. I think there might have been one or two other widowers, but I’m not sure.

He will write a check, but in the memo field he’ll write “unfair”

Free hotdogs, you say??

I... agree with Sheldon Adelson? I feel very icky now.

My wife and I used to go all out decorating the yard for Halloween under the theory that the scarier it was the fewer kids we’d get, enabling forcing us to eat the surplus of candy. We were pretty successful at it.

clearly not a woman to be trifled with

Why was your uncle buried in the yard?

I’m not sure, honestly, I first saw it a bunch of years ago and it just stuck in my brain somehow.

Opposition to abortion is a canard. It’s actually about ensuring that women who choose to have sex shall face consequences for it.

‘Ray Bucknell

kcb

He’s not dead yet, dude. For all we know he’s rocking that bow tie to this day.

If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re pre-school, you’re fucked!

I say dig his ass up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_S…

I’m a little out of the loop, but it did used to be a little more competitive on the fisheries side. Physical sciences and engineering I think are a little more in demand. I forget if a masters gets you another notch in your column when offering commissions, but it does get you advanced standing for promotion to LTJG.