Seconded.

Rip, your valves.

Splinter would like to write a letter of complaint to the driver, clearly the horses rights were being infringed. 

Man, that is one stocked rack.

Cue all the posters from Splinter/Boomer-bitches.

Because they think all engines start at 6 cylinders and go down to 2. (except Italy, those joyful bastards.)

I dunno, I appreciate that this is something I can do.

I’m torn between your pedantry being correct, and your pedantry being really, really annoying.

Counterpoint: It’s a grown up go kart.

Is this an actual problem?

Yikes, was that how long it took them to find the ladder isle at the nearby home depot?

This.

Get wreked. 

Awesome story! Support this guy!

That’s exactly what it is.

but unions, amiright?

Nah. 

THIS.

Maybe because opinions like these are garbage?

Good luck with your policeless state, kid.