This is how Blizzard should do its bans. They should wait until the cheater is actually playing, then they should kick them off the server. Not only that, but they should go farther and design a banhammer cinematic that plays on the cheater’s screen the moment it happens.

That felt fucking great to watch, I’m not gonna lie.

Wait the head is totally fake? Holy junk.

You got some reeeaaal beef with Ohio goin there. Who’s to say the people of that fine state won’t get a chance to catch a legendary, just because it’s not cold enough? Even Lebron moved there to get away from the heat.

Best part is that it’s not a big ad for their games. There’s some recognizable designs, but it doesn’t just look like a bunch of Blizzard posters or anything. It’s cute and playful and doesn’t scream CORPORATE ART. Great stuff.

Not Peter Dinklage short. But yes, I'm short. ;)

I can tell you that I am definitely pale and pasty but Logan is not. And yes, I’m tiny at 5'0". Also, I find us to be pretty physically fit. But thank you!

I work for google, and trust me, green/white they’re not. The whole “do no evil” thing is BS marketing to convince you to give them your data, which they sell at a premium. Google is blue/black Eldrazi control focusing on card (information) advantage. Microsoft is old-school green ramp, focusing on getting out…

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”