Wait the head is totally fake? Holy junk.

You got some reeeaaal beef with Ohio goin there. Who’s to say the people of that fine state won’t get a chance to catch a legendary, just because it’s not cold enough? Even Lebron moved there to get away from the heat.

Best part is that it’s not a big ad for their games. There’s some recognizable designs, but it doesn’t just look like a bunch of Blizzard posters or anything. It’s cute and playful and doesn’t scream CORPORATE ART. Great stuff.

Not Peter Dinklage short. But yes, I'm short. ;)

I can tell you that I am definitely pale and pasty but Logan is not. And yes, I’m tiny at 5'0". Also, I find us to be pretty physically fit. But thank you!

I work for google, and trust me, green/white they’re not. The whole “do no evil” thing is BS marketing to convince you to give them your data, which they sell at a premium. Google is blue/black Eldrazi control focusing on card (information) advantage. Microsoft is old-school green ramp, focusing on getting out…

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”