Can almost certainly find a clean late 80s 300zx turbo with non-leaking TTops for that price. 70 more horses. Better looking car, in my mind.

See Farside cartoon of rodeo bull above flattened cowboy : “I got one!”

I’m giving a NP on “Mustelica” alone, although I agree the Happy Holidays burnouts would be a blast.

THE MIGHTY HUSKERS at the height of their peerless powers

Marky mark my ass— that roid fuck “thug” was part of a gang that preyed on individuals, he’s 3'2" short, Tom Cruise could beat his ass, my dachshund could beat his ass.

Where is the dabbing? Where are the group selfies showing fortitude and solidarity in defeat/distress? OK I know I sound like the middle-aged get-off-my-lawn dude that I am, but really. You’d think he’d at least fake it, knowing the shit that’s deservedly gonna rain on him.

Wow, good thing chronic skeletal re-injuries aren’t a sign of habitual HGH abuse. OH WAIT THEY ARE. Please let’s hope this unbearable-even-by-NFL-standards roidhead is now gone forever.

My deceased parents were borderline hoarders and I share your fears--there’s nothing funny about the situation, which stems from deep mental health issues; in my parents’ case it was undiagnosed severe depression (I’m 56, they didn’t play that shit in the Deep South when I was growing up) and as a kid I didn’t even…

Look I don’t want sound like the cretinous asshole from hell here, but Newton talks shit in the face of the whole league for years, I mean dab-ass insults huge-ass, lightning-fast men and NOW we are surprised he gets his ass nailed?

The price is ridiculous here. AND YOU DO NOT WANT THE DIGITAL DASH nor probably the turbo. Believe me. I had a digital 86 for a few months and let’s just say guessing your estimated mph IS NO FUN, unless you’re a state trooper on patrol. Check Ebay and you can find much better deals than this.

I am so glad this photo definitively PROVES that this mope should NOT be renamed Giancarlo Steroid, especially since MLB has never had issues on this front. I mean, if his forehead were jacked out abnormally, coupled with bizarrely puffed arms, unattainable in any gym, then I’d be concerned, especially if our media,…

Hardy in “The Drop” convinced me that he’s the world’s greatest actor. Thanks for the tip on this.

I’m vegan, 6'5", 265, 55 years old, lift weights and taking BCAAs 3 times daily really helps with recovery/soreness. Also creatine for strength (vegans really need it) and I take beta-alanine (research claims...).

Seriously just came back from an AA meeting, turned on my work computer, found this on Twitter. Don’t believe in higher powers but holy shit. 90 days sobriety Sunday. At parties/bars I just say “I’m not drinking/don’t drink” and then as suggested switch subjects to Peyton Manning’s apparent death wish or whatever.

Dr Dunkenstein returns on the Mothership to the land of Chocolate Thunder. Mixing my PFunk metaphors but I do not care.

Bolt beats the suspended-HOW-many times Gatlin,who’s 136 years old, and some of you starry-eyed dupes are buying this? Armstrong and A-fraud (comeback of the year!) never failed drug tests. JJ Watt? Clean as a whistle, surrrrrreeeeee. Jesus gimme a break.

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