I’m surprised he didn’t say, “bby i will make princess in my country.” 

*rest of team scores 12*

*Harden Quits in 3rd quarter*

We may be victims of our markets, but i do agree the kings have been quite the knee slapper!

I take your point. (I did nod my head and say, “yeah HighandTight is right.”)

BUT! I argue they are not laughing stocks but pity parties of sadness from futility or schadenfreude(NY Kicks).

The Rockets seem posed to be great but screw it up by way of coaching or players egos. That is a laughing stock, in my opinion. I…

and this:

that’s part of the joke...

I’m sad I have to explain it but: Shove your head up your ass so far that you make it through all the impossibilities of navigating and squeezing through your bodys guts that you pop out of your mouth...

Its impossible and nonsensical. That is the joke.

The Rockets, meanwhile, are quickly becoming one of the league’s biggest laughingstocks

WOAH WOAH WOAH. STOP RIGHT THERE.

Kelsey is the New Ruler of Bad Writing. She hasn’t been on the throne a day and you come running up in here, sword drawn.

Did we send an email to all the USMNT players to see what they think about the inequality of only certain players getting fingers up the butts? I think Kelsey would be a good investigator for it.

Congrats Billy, you’re no longer the worst writer on DS. She took the crown with ONE blog post.