You’re not wrong, though I think it’s less seeing it as an investment and more not knowing how to match colors so they prefer things to be an even tone so they don’t look tacky, they’d rather the electronics blend in than be statements. Maybe they should have taught color theory instead of having us do paper mache in…

Sorry that not being catered to makes you so upset dipshit

There ain’t enough of you to fucking matter or you’d be catered to. Void your warranty or keep crying because no one else cares.

Most people don’t want wild colored shit in their living rooms. End of story.

Every fucking thing on pavement princesses, including the almost inevitable punisher and/or blue lives matter stickers.

Are you trying to steal a yacht from the shareholders, peasant?!

Yup, I separate it into strips on parchment paper and roll it up and toss it in a ziplock that I can keep reusing then I can just take out what I need

Language is an agreement, we agree its paninis. Shut the fuck up.

Yup, ordered mine from my niece before Christmas

Owala is the superior cup anyway, fuck them Stanley shits

February? April

This is a solid list, excepting the lack of Boltgun! Smashing heretics has never been more satisfying and quick!

why? because it rhymes. There, solved it for ya

You could just type ‘I am a fucking idiot’ and save yourself a lot of typing.

were you born this fucking dumb or have you been working at it?

pawn that shit!

you carrying water there bud?

Well one of the cocreators of Mickey also did an animated version of Little Black Sambo I found out a few days ago so...yeah the 30's wasn’t really greaaaat through the modern lens...

I’ve heard a number of people in their 30's and 40's say they drink way less because they much prefer weed in whatever form because they don’t have to deal with a hangover the next day

and a lot of their mythology is slightly modified Norse myth