wait fucking what? ok well guess I need to read SOMETHING more closely

I mean that’s a standard part of Jalopnik

Liking this season WAY more than last. The xp rate right now (its boosted for thanksgiving) actually feels like what it should be at, where I’m ticking up at a satisfying interval instead of grinding my fingers to stumps for every paragon point. The variety of events needs a bit more work but having the vampire zones…

Because it got you to click it and ‘art installation posing as a strange, esoteric grocery store ARG’ is pretty fucking wordy

I love getting better-than-swiss-miss cocoa and flavored popcorn tins for christmas, my brother loves getting hot sauce, I still have the glasses from getting bourbon when I was younger, and I use my Ove’ Gloves (which were an as seen on tv item when that was still actually a thing) multiple times a week. This list…

it’s just a riff on the rage against the machine lyric...

yes

Not really, no I think they’re probably all going to be about the same and once you get used to the angle you might just transition away from using them. That and watching youtube/tiktok tutorials on doing it

Not really, no I think they’re probably all going to be about the same and once you get used to the angle you might…

back in the day there were about 10% as many cars on the road, maybe we don’t want to take 45 minutes to get gas

tbh, that was the goal

I cannot kill my friend.

Ok, that’s all super fair, particularly that last bit. I pretty much only get fountain drinks from QuikTrip, which I do trust to properly maintain their equipment as I’ve seen them doing it frequently and in the last year have dropped HFCS for the zero calorie versions to try and stepping stone my way out of it too

So after getting into a fender bender, did you give up driving? After stubbing your toe on a bedpost did you put your mattress on the ground? After swallowing some water down the wrong pipe did you just switch to an IV drip? What else did you have a problem one time and give up forever after innumerous times without…

Not midori

If anything, the RDR2/Toy Story one was even better done! Not as hilarious, but they mesh Woody in incredibly well

That’s only because they don’t really have many black athletes. I’ve heard tons of first hand accounts across southeast Asia from black people where they’re treated like anything from side show oddities to servants. The US has horrendous systemic racism that is so visible in a large part because of how multicultural…

and yet they do because they can guide them for their own specific interests.

Well the Democratic party is not a left leaning organization, it’s a center right one so being left of them isn’t actually difficult outside of the US but yeah socially Japan is stuck way back in the past as far as any kind of minority rights

what kind of dumb fuck thinks this is about a video game at this point? 

There’s a good reason these things are garage babies taken out for half hour easy drives on a Sunday morning. It isn’t the owners trying to preserve their babies, it’s that they fucking suck to drive compared to their Tahoe.