Always bold of a dev to stand up in front of the world and openly declare ‘We’re dumb as fuck and let us show you why’

Yeah, and that’s a personal choice and a personal journey. Not something for anyone else to dictate

Also, stop trying to operate your own kitchen under restaurant standards with the level of paranoia that if you touch an egg that you’re DEFINITELY spreading disease across everything you’ll touch for the rest of your life. Don’t be gross, but fucking relax

We don’t need restaurants...or podcasts...or websites...or computers...or electricty either, it’s all arbitrary, it’s all just done out of some want. Need has nothing to do with it.

And if you’re an AW2 fan, you’ve probably seen The Thing and if not go see it asap and while you’re at it, round it out with The Prince of Darkness. I don’t care that they don’t have much to do with Alan Wake, but the Apocalypse Trilogy is just a good fucking time and you won’t regret it

A cop showing up to a car break in hahaha...yeah fucking right, that header photo is one of the least realistic things I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen the live action Spawn movie.

Your kids are assholes because you failed them.

Or just cosplay as a shitty landlord and paint over the fucking things like they aren’t even there! Same goes for window frames! It’s IDEAL

Didn’t expect anything we’d say to end up on the list but it’s nice to know we’re pretty much the exact opposite...also, never let a contractor start working until they’ve produced a certificate of liability insurance coverage made out to you so you know they have insurance in case they or their equipment damage your…

And this is why I’ll always rank Blank Check over AV Club

ooph what a way to punish premium users even more than the stigma of the blue check

Gab’s a fun hang on a second monitor, I like watching her play Japanese horror games since she studied there for a bit and can give context and stories about things going on in the games

So, would you be an enormous hypocrite or just really really shit at running a business if you started your own company?

with just a touch of luck, it will burn down with the miners scrambling to drag their garbage out of the building

*thinks about how in virtually every rpg with a character creator my character is a redheaded woman...*

Yeah, shoulda been Barbara Gordon

relax dipshit, no one asked for your dumb fuck interjection

a brick of cream cheese...ooph, that will definitely more than offset the switch from beef to chicken on the health-o-meter haha...running the immersion blender on some beans would be a good idea 

Chili cheese fritos!

Big fan of the masa method...but what about white chicken chili? Seems like every bowl of it I’ve ever seen or had was more of a...seasoned chicken soup with beans than chili.