A cop showing up to a car break in hahaha...yeah fucking right, that header photo is one of the least realistic things I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen the live action Spawn movie.

Your kids are assholes because you failed them.

Or just cosplay as a shitty landlord and paint over the fucking things like they aren’t even there! Same goes for window frames! It’s IDEAL

Didn’t expect anything we’d say to end up on the list but it’s nice to know we’re pretty much the exact opposite...also, never let a contractor start working until they’ve produced a certificate of liability insurance coverage made out to you so you know they have insurance in case they or their equipment damage your…

And this is why I’ll always rank Blank Check over AV Club

ooph what a way to punish premium users even more than the stigma of the blue check

Gab’s a fun hang on a second monitor, I like watching her play Japanese horror games since she studied there for a bit and can give context and stories about things going on in the games

So, would you be an enormous hypocrite or just really really shit at running a business if you started your own company?

with just a touch of luck, it will burn down with the miners scrambling to drag their garbage out of the building

*thinks about how in virtually every rpg with a character creator my character is a redheaded woman...*

Yeah, shoulda been Barbara Gordon

relax dipshit, no one asked for your dumb fuck interjection

a brick of cream cheese...ooph, that will definitely more than offset the switch from beef to chicken on the health-o-meter haha...running the immersion blender on some beans would be a good idea 

Chili cheese fritos!

Big fan of the masa method...but what about white chicken chili? Seems like every bowl of it I’ve ever seen or had was more of a...seasoned chicken soup with beans than chili. 

I haven’t done the instant potato flakes but I’ve heard they work well for this kind of thing, and while Doritos would work I think it’s more ‘traditional’ to use Fritos

American goulash, for any visiting readers from other lands. Immigrants back in the day reaaaally changed it up from their homeland! I say as the child of a boomer mother from Rapid City, SD who had it at least once a month while growing up

cool. I’m very aware. Also I’m very aware how overblown a lot of doctor’s advice is in order to cover all their bases to avoid potential lawsuits and because they know their patients mostly aren’t going to listen anyway so better to scare them as far from their bad habits as they can.

If you’re going to use a bamboo cutting board for cost...just use a plastic one.

There is approximately 1/4 of a tsp of salt PER STICK of butter. You don’t need to use unsalted butter unless you’re wolfing down sticks of butter in which case blood pressure is the least of your concerns