A dealer that doesn’t run a CarFax on the vehicle they’re selling to give to the potential buyer is slime.

They’re always committing fraud in Shelbyville. They love it’s ill-gotten profit.

I was thinking more of places they live but yeah, that’s also a good one haha

are rich people’s houses on mudslide prone hills the only population where the poor aren’t more vulnerable?

whoa buddy, watch that edge you’re gonna hurt yourself

D&C at 35??? Oh I don’t know about all this!

yes machine, I have 6 bakery donuts (haha fool! 2 of them are cinnamon rolls which are more expensive!)

Oh I pull into the parking lot and use the app then pull around to the drive thru...I just trust the app more than the shoddy microphones out in the elements

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck gimme, those gotta go in my air fryer and then my belly

What’s funny about that is I’d swear a couple years ago that option did exist. I clearly recall modifying some breakfast sandwich or another and seeing a thing to substitute what kind of egg you wanted

Welp, we’ve got a winner. Unsurprisingly, it is French

I’m only touching a Porsche with an aftermarket turbo if it was done by RUF

You clicked the article didn’t you? There ya go, there’s your answer.

No, they make money off clicks so you succeeded only in giving them what they wanted. If you don’t want them to write about this garbage company, you don’t click the fucking article!

Never had that...just the constant ‘here I made some pie, have some. You want ice cream with that too don’t you?’

shut the fuck up nerd

and sausage biscuit beats mcmuffin 

Yeah, I realized recently that my parents and seemingly all parents back when I was a kid...had no sense that the portion of food a 60lb child should eat should be not be the same as a 180 lb adult man.

cops should get severely harsher sentencing than the average person.

Yeah it’s fucking stupid. People who think everything they drive needs to be able to burn the tires or it can’t possibly function as an automobile...