Dog shit is a step up from Under the Dome.

She played a drag king on The L Word. Don't go looking for it.

TMI probably, but Pump Up the Volume was a HUGE part of my sexual awakening and my coming-of-age in general. Both Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis emenated pure sex, separately and even moreso together. That girl that blew up her microwave may have had something to do with it as well. All that along with the…

I'm a big fan of the Beefy Fritos Burrito. If you want to sell me a food item, put some fritos in it. The frito pie with raw onions at Sonic was a weekly fixture in my diet for a good long while.

I can stomach basically anything from Taco Bell, but their fried stuff has me in the bathroom for a week. I haven't had a chalupa in close to 10 years. Those Cap'n Crunch Delights, though, are worth an extended stay on the toilet.

I used to get the crunchy tacos. They used to give you 4. Then they started to only give you 3. After that I switched to burrito bowls, but yeah, since the switch, no change.

I'm pretty disappointed this wasn't Leonard Cohen.

Sorry for not being well versed on this (and not Googling) but does BFG stand for Big Fucking Giant?

And a diet coke.

Howard the Duck is probably the ONLY movie I want to see in the MCU at this point.

More like BOREnstein Bears. AMIRIGHT???

Frank was the one with the Lion's share of terrible dialogue, though.

Has this show been renewed/cancelled?

Did you read the article?

I had saved up some money and bought the deed for a yellow horse. I named him Chester. Chester was beautiful and loyal and quick. He came every time I whistled and when he became tired of galloping at a clip, I would feed him apples. I was hunting some fast prey one time, using my rifle, focusing in with dead eye…

I'm mostly affected by that amazon review of the pig rape…..

You leave the Puppy Bowl alone….

Thanks. I see now that that was included in the review. So thanks also for leaving out the, "you flipping idiot," from your comment.

I wish this review was 1000% more spoilery. I'm quite interested to know the secrets of this movie but at the same time am completely unmotivated to actually watch it.

Yeah, but he didn't distribute it himself. Someone is out there going, "yes, good, keep it up old sport."