Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

If it’s like the Eminem song, shouldn’t we actually get two shots at this? One where we fail miserably and throw up spaghetti on our sweaters, and one where we actually get the bacon? (How a song that says you only get one shot while explicitly mentioning the failed shot won an Oscar is beyond me.)

You’re allowed to have your bad opinions, but this is one you’re never going to get much traction on and no one wants to hear it. And you’re wrong and probably the kind of person who kicks puppies.

“McD’s, you’re good at fries and stuff, but that pun?”

Guess you’ve never been to In n Out?

Someone should’ve raised you better than this.

Caps Snatch Defeat From Jaws

that’s the funniest Jazz fuck-up since Whiplash

“Good move Kyle.” - J.R. Smith

The slipping sound is perfect! Unlike those Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials, I won’t have to mute this video to masturbate to it.

Justify all you want but this story just got Trump another four years in office.

So many internet tough guys talking about beating up children...

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

The NFL’s approach to rules brings to mind Terry Pratchett’s Horseradish Sauce Hypothesis, which is as follows:

Of course it is important to get as much right as possible, but the game is entertainment. It should be entertaining. All that stuff you just described is not entertaining. The answer is not to add more of it.

I suppose you could arrive at such a percentage by taking all other catches with similar variables and calculating the percentage that were caught, but at the same time there’s no way in hell they have enough of a data set for any of that information to be particularly useful unless the variable bars are gigantic.

Headline: Ian Rapoport puts Scott Linehan on full blast

IMO, as someone that loves these games, the story is straight-up, melodramatic gobbledygook. You can find a summary on youtube or read a wiki blurb, but I would hardly call it necessary or required to enjoy an Ace Combat game.