Why FMA:B instead of the original FMA?

If Slayer had been on the bill, I’d be all over Mandatory Herbicide.

Fertilizer of Sorrow

Groundskeeping Death

(Weed) Whackened

Sod But True

The Shortest Grass

(Anesthesia) Pulling Up Grass

Seek and De-Sod might be stronger.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keltner_list

The sod war was a repeat from at least the year before (Sod War I?), which I witnessed between acts at Day on the Green 1991: Metallica, Queensrÿche, Faith No More and Soundgarden.

Everywhere They Roamed

Bill James published “advanced stats” in an attempt to weigh RBI impact (RBI In Wins, Victory-Important RBI, RBI Importance, Wins Batted In and RBI Per Win) way back in his 1984 annual.

“We had a bad case of the munchies, so we went out for a meal consisting entirely of Farmer John hot dogs.”

I wouldn’t bowl to these guys.

I remember being about 14 years old the first time I saw a fielder signal two outs, and I distinctly remember wondering whether Will Clark was really into heavy metal. Dad quickly set me straight.

or if the ’Tics come together

I hope Jodie Foster is doing OK. Last time Sagan made Contact, it turned out to be a pretty harrowing experience for her.

+1, this is utterly wonderful.