“Pete Rose can eat shit.”

Counterpoint: Anybody who says “Anybody who says ‘Pete Rose can eat shit’ can eat shit” can eat shit.

Strong odds this is the best thing I’ll see today.

Luckily, they didn’t get Vauxhall’s other Vivaro model, the Bi-Curious Turbo.

OK, I’ll be the only guy to leave a non-automotive comment: Cortland Finnegan’s first name is misspelled in the headline and the second graf.

This shouldn’t be a serious question.

I still think “The Dead Zone” is your best book.

I got you covered.

If you haven’t seen When We Were Kings, you should use this as an excuse to watch it.

Why on earth should the rules carve out extra space in professional basketball for a dangerously uncoordinated idiot?

You make it sound like you don’t think a spectrum of abilities exists among professional athletes.

A team wins 73 games. One player leads that team in rebounding and assists, is second on the team in blocks (by one) and steals, and is third in scoring. That player has nothing to offer?

(Jason Thompson, an utterly forgettable power forward who couldn’t even spell Luis Scola in the playoffs)