Last time I saw four Czechs this drunk, Dany Heatley was taking a shift.

Uh huh, you know the science, you go buckwild
Resigning unexpectedly as if your name was Scott Skiles

Nobody Beats the Bismack

Damian Lillard
C.J. McCollum
Allen Crabbe
Al-Farouq Aminu
Ed Davis
Maurice Harkless
Gerald Henderson
Mason Plumlee

His last name is so fun to beat-box.

Remember this, fans, next time your team signs a 29-year-old player to a big-money six-year deal. What is that player going to be worth in the fifth and sixth years of the deal?

“Fokker? I hardly know her!”

“Different” != “inferior”

I already know this.

I remember once, when I was young, asking my dad what I should be when I grow up.

I made a fuckin’ meme macro.

Coincidentally, so is YHWH.

“Honestly, I thought it was foul, but once I grabbed it I knew it right away. Nobody wants to be that guy. I leaned down to my fiancée and just said, ‘Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.’”

I’m counting more than one in there.

IT’S A MACRO, NOT A MEME
— that guy

Give him some credit then. “Too smart” is a criticism not often aimed at Deadspin commenters.

The ad I got before the video was brutal, pure barbarity.

This isn’t news. You can see this scene pretty much any night at AT&T when the Giants go extra innings. The seagulls seem to know when the park is supposed to clear out, and they don’t appear to like waiting.

I have professional colleagues — people who make a living by knowing grammar, spelling and punctuation — who are simply incapable of getting this right when speaking.

Has it occurred to you that these defenders aren’t just “falling for that shit,” but that they’re doing their best and Curry is simply better than them?