Red Smith made the same joke (only better and faster) about Bowie Kuhn in 1981.

Either way, he got playing time in a big match that proved to be a victory for his team. I hope he had the time of his life.

It wouldn’t kill you to correctly spell the name of the actor who plays the protagonist.

Unrelated: Lil’ Kim in a tricky hat.

I was trying not to complicate the matter.

You’re doing great, Billy, but it wouldn’t have killed you to include the final score somewhere in the top four grafs.

This is damned fine.

Wow, you’re amazingly dense. Thanks for confirming everything I was saying — Nike all-caps its name in its logo; that’s what brand styling means. It doesn’t mean that the name of the company is NIKE; it just means that the drones in corporate branding thinks it looks cooler. There’s no reason whatsoever for any actual…

I don’t agree or disagree with Nike or USATF, because I DGAF about any of this. And I have no disdain for corporations as such.

I’m not calling you a shill, but constantly all-capping Nike is an awfully shillish thing to do.

Who? Who? Who?

I’m guessing she didn’t have to decide who was going to be dopey the other 364 days of the year.

Tom, blog this for thanks.

It was probably a publicist who sent out this photo of a bunch of skinny kids. Thus ...

But imagine my surprise when [detectives] found her there!

Oddly enough, I’ve heard that the pedestrians are also suburban there.

You’re an idiot, Burneko, and not just for being horribly, horribly wrong about this take in general.

This is damn fine.

The Montana games were superior to the Madden games on Genesis, especially if you used the sideline view. Yes, I’m old.

The city I live in, where I was born and raised, keeps making noise about pushing for an Olympics in the area. I simply have no idea why this would be a good idea, given that regional traffic and transit are already a shitfest, and local governments don’t have the budget to cover basic services, much less “much-needed…