Always scorebook truthers.

Always avalanche truthers.

These need more stars.

"I'll just give this a +1 while I'm floating in the pool."

Isn't that the U.S. general who was in charge in Vietnam?

If you've already said

Nah. "Arguing" isn't a verb there, unless you think "Walton and I arguing" is a valid English sentence.

Shit, the epilogue of my NBA book told the story about Walton and I arguing about "The Secret" or "The Choice."

I'll be shocked if Gore pans out for the Colts. If he isn't completely out of gas, he's spent the last several years with the Niners doing a spot-on impression of a running back who is completely out of gas.

And here I thought this piece was going to be about Jay Mariotti.

Which would then open the door for Lindsay Davenport to finally pursue legal action against Scott Rolen.

OH INDEED

Anything that puts Sue Bird on my TV screen in glasses, heels and a pencil skirt is absolutely fine with me.

Closing one location and moving its operations to four discrete and far-flung locations is a funny way to use "consolidating."

Hayne preferred the "lifestyle" in San Francisco over Detroit

"Imortant"

More like Shit97, amirite?