"... run my friend and i over"

I always took it to mean another 24 hours.

The luckiest man in pop music. He had an entire summer of 69.

Nonsense. You can clearly see the Ford logo.

Go take a look at Davey Johnson's career sometime — 1973 is much more of an outlier for him than 2001 was for Bonds. Fluke seasons happen.

Hockey's embrace of advanced statistics is roughly where baseball's was 15 years ago, meaning that what's on hand is incredibly basic—which makes it even more embarrassing for those who dismiss these measures as pointlessly complex nerdery.

The T-P went tabloid? Or is that just the "street" edition?

I heard the attorneys tried to depose him, but he just clammed up.

Christine Todd Whitman had a Gretzky poster over her bed?

WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT WITH MY FOLKS
MA YOU BROKE MY FUCKIN' EGG YOLKS

"If he runs on blades, his defense persuades"

You guys are such knobs.

Asked for comment, Ozil said "ACK THBBFT"

She could send me pictures of herself hanging drywall and I think I'd be OK with it. The text spam ... sure, maybe not so much.

I thought for a minute that it the stalker actually WAS Ashley Judd, and I was trying to figure out why that would be a problem.

His first album with Allan Holdsworth is excellent.

This should be remembered every time a team tries to hold its city or county hostage for a new stadium: If you stand firm, the team will blink first.

Tell me about it ... I'm VP of an NPSL side in a major metro market, and I once had either Ted Westervelt or someone from his mafia go off on me on Twitter for suggesting that pro/rel would not necessarily be helpful to us.

"Yoosa people gonna drown?"

I once spent nine hours in an airport after a missed flight. If he wasn't insane before spending three days in an airport, he surely is now.