I would lay waste to Fox Sports 1's Katie Nolan.

And if anyone ripped on Metallica in front of me at school, I would get all huffy and be like, "You don't know shit about anything JAMES HETFIELD IS A GENIUS AND U ARE A LOOZER!"

Which was itself a sequel to Teamless in Seattle.

Must be Oscar season.

I would have gone with "The Producers" (the Mostel-Wilder version), but that's just me.

Then stop repeating yourself constantly.

At least on Sunday, he had better aim than Kaepernick.

Meanwhile, Barstow is the asshole of California.

I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage.

Anything contrary to your personal belief is propaganda, clearly, your detailed and evidence based retort is well thought out ...

Your propaganda pieces, which are fueled by straight-up untruths and historical fiction, have completely changed my mind. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I know this. The rifle in the image we're talking about does not have flip-down sights. They're fixed, which forces the magnifier to be mounted unusually far forward.

Aw, and we had been doing so well.

+2 turntables, +1 microphone.

Pretty high bar to set for the exercise of an enumerated right. Would you accept a similar threshold for the right to speak freely, or to assemble peaceably, or to be free from unreasonable search and seizure? By the way, the lieutenant here will be taking the master bedroom.

Close, except for the part about the selector switch. The settings on an M16 or M4 are safe, semi and [either burst or full-auto, depending on which model of rifle you're looking at].

Ooh, that's a really good point — totally forgot to figure that in when assessing the likelihood that this thing was capable of a fire rate higher than semiauto.

Fair enough.

Semiauto is how legislatures define "assault weapon," not "assault rifle." They're two separate terms, and they mean two different things. The latter describes military rifles like ARs and AKs that are issued to line infantry, and they invariably feature either full-auto or burst capability.

I hope you're not referring to me as one of them, but I can't figure out who else you might mean.