Here’s something ‘scary:’ that we might not get a Saturday Night Open Thread tonight, because everyone is getting ‘dudded up’ for party fun and will leave us few miserable souls (who are sitting in the dark avoiding kids) to talk to our tipsy selves:(

I assume Michelle is the first FLOTUS to wear Chucks, right?

OMG. Obama. Michelle. Giggles.

I’ve heard a little bit, but I’d be shocked. He gets treated like a god there. It seems like John Travolta might be a better fit for the “he wants to leave but can’t” story.

I know that the opportunity would never present itself but if Mr. DancingMuppets was ever in the same room with her without me, I’m pretty sure I’d call in a bomb threat.

I’m not into the “stealing” narrative either, but I do bow down to her as a world class seductress. I mean, she’s married or had an affair with pretty much every actor with whom she’s had a sex scene. It’s uncanny.

I haven’t cared for Tom Cruise since his divorce from Nicole Kidman due to the way he treated her. I remember watching an interview she did around the time Moulin Rouge came out, and she looked wrecked. Like this asshole was gutting her. Not a typical divorce sadness like something more was going on. Then, as the…

In that case, he would have been better off choosing Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger.

After what happened on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, a lot of married actors were reportedly not allowed to make movies where Angie was the lead love interest.

Taste of his own medicine, it seems, given that is exactly what he did with his older children and Nicole.

True. Still though. If he wants to stop being known for his bizarre behavior, he needs to start listening to reason.

I think it’s because he wants to see his daughter. One of the many evils of Scientology is its practice of isolating members from their families and even their kids under the “suppressive person” doctrine. Katie and Suri are not Scientos, so they are SP’s and Tom is literally not allowed to associate with them. It’s…

The fact that Tom Cruise made such a ridiculously awkward song choice at his wedding is some pretty concrete evidence that he is a) delusional and b) surrounded by yes-men. He needed someone to be like, “Really Tom? Are you sure?” and nobody stepped up. It explains a lot, actually.

Yes! Just recently. I’d be shocked though. Unless he also wants to come out of the closet.

She seem in charge

Would that color be apricot? And smell like an ashtray?

I feel like after what happened on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Brad’s no longer allowed to make a movie where Angie isn’t the lead love interest.

Best user name with that photo. WTF is that hair? Tube frosting??

The ears are creeping the fuck out of me.

My tiny ten year old cousin went as Trump last night and I have to say his costume was way better than anything these people came up with. His hair is the exact color of Trump’s unidentifiable head covering. He used a dollar bill as a pocket square. IT WAS EPIC.