Off to purchase evil sneakers...brb.

“Halloween is enjoyable in moderation” ...aaaaaand I’m out.

Even more bizarre is that a few years ago in Bowling Green, the Chi O girls found a stalker in their house- he had apparently been casing the place for a year or two, going in when nobody was home and stealing their “bitch bags” and shirts. He wanted to be one or something.

Frankenstein

Yeah, I feel like that story deserved a Tweet Beat: Special Edition. Like a Tweet Beat Breaking News? IDK I’m just talking it out.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who genuinely gets sad when looking at some of these young celebs. Like, her eyes are really, really heartbreaking and empty, and I know it’s so weird but I just feel bummed out by some of the younger celebs. Their are so many amazing things they will never truly get to experience in…

Now THIS is a motherfucking Halloween display. Simple and effective! I can only hope it has a spotlight on it at night. Kids in the neighborhood must get such a kick out of it!

This is nice, but I dunno... I prefer this sort of glitz for Christmas. I like good old-fashioned spooky for Halloween.

Yes but the issue is that the women on the panel knew SXSW would get threats, provided them with a plan of action and security for when it would happen, and instead of utilizing any of the tools the women provided, they just cancelled the panel instead. That’s so fucking weak and disgusting.

Yes like as an adult that grew up in the Midwest, my biggest house goal is to have a nice fucking basement!!

The fucking lighting is SO GOOD! How much does it cost to have such quality light in a BASEMENT???

Um, HOLY SHIT. This is epic on a level I can’t deal with. I’m currently looking to purchase my first home and my husband and I have plans for a full Polynesian bar in the basement. I am like exploding with happiness from those pictures.

SXSW is so fucking weak to buckle to these assholes.

Yeah we were all just so excited when we heard they were making a Jem movie, but this movie is Jem-inspired in name only. No Jetta? No thanks!!

I don’t know, she looks PERF as Storm, but when a celeb just drops a lot of cash on a pre-made costume it disappoints me. Like, you have “people” and you could do something one-of-a-kind, why did you go with the gold lame “x”???

Yeah but just cuz I always wanted to get it on with Frank. ME-OWWWWW.

Ok glad I’m not the only one who wants to know a little more but really can’t be bothered to do actual research about these two! I can only imagine these two were the worst together.

That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- being Kanye West’s friend sounds COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING.

Also, I thought it was common knowledge that the casting couch was the only true way to fame back in the day- so it’s not like that generation was without its faults!! Sophia Loren has NEVER been known for her “acting skills and talent”. She is known first and foremost for her beauty. And that’s ok!!