OH he can’t afford filet mignon on his pay? What a load of bullshit. Not to mention all the “business meals” his taxpayers are paying for and he writes off. This dude is clearly the freeloader!

Tell that to Avonte's parents.

I am a total lipstick junkie and although I have coveted a few of her shades for years, I just can't bring myself to buy them. The "celebutard" thing pissed me off, but her response to it sealed her fate with me. Fuck her.

He's pure junk in human form!

Yeah, can we not pretend that this is about her solidarity with regular moms? Just fucking own the fact that you want to post bikini pics- it's ok! Do you, Hilary! But don't pretend like you and I are in this together.

Please, thin mints are extremely delicious but let's stop pretending they are anywhere near as tasty as peanut butter patties. If their was a god she would eat peanut butter patties for breakfast as the angels sang.

Wrong. Listen, I don't want this to come between us but:
1. Peanut butter patties (Tagalongs in some regions)
2. Caramel delights (Samoas in some regions)
3. Thin mints
4. Everything else

Spill the details. Plz and TY.

Really? Thin mints? The 3rd best Girl Scout cookie?

Jesus, this was my main take-away as well. HOLY COW does her face look different.

Your godmother is rad.

They ARE terrible pants, but if you remember correctly in the 90's it was totally cool to have baggy jeans with fringed out cuffs.

Is it made up? Because I assure you that if I could afford a personal trainer I would eat cheesy gordita crunches at least once a day. This is like the most legit sounding thing in dirtbag to me.

Just got a chance to watch both Untucked episodes. I like Jasmine much less now.

This is the least enthused I've ever been about a season of drag race- but it's still early so I'm holding out hope. That being said, nasty pig for the win. I literally lol'd last night at the commercials. But I had also had a little Spumante.

So far nobody holds a candle to Ginger personality wise. She's going far.

She's got the killingest outfits. I seriously want this french fry halter.

Max using arm braces last week was so misguided. I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks that. Otherwise I want to like him.

Totally anecdotal, but I've never once seen 2 people that were in a committed, serious, and loving long-term relationship ever be able to be friends without it eventually being the source of drama. Either with the initial pairing or their new love interests, the past relationship always becomes an issue.

Fuck every single one of these people.