Well, Wood Brothers can use all the free promotion we can give them...

probably just gonna get sucked into a black hole anyway

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

There are already complaints of bias towards a particular manufacturer:

- Dom will turn a charger into a delorian time machine using parts over-nighted from Japan

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

Most surprising part of the headline.

Chicken parm, you’re full of drugs.....

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

i know how much its worth i dont need to sell i dont need help selling it photos speak for themselves ran when parked no lowballs dont waste my time call only no texts money talks will not answer emails make an offer

That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

My question - How the hell did Uncle Rico make enough money to buy an NFL team? Although it would explain his inability to gauge QB talent.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

This is absolutely right. These poor college football players are routinely abducted from their high schools, put on cramped buses and shipped off to colleges against their will. There, they are forced to eat free food, attend free classes, live rent-free, face the adulation of tens of thousands of fans and play a…

If he didn’t want his son to have the pressure of being a junior, he could have just told him not to redshirt.

After Sunday’s final game, Hardy said he’d like to return to Dallas. “I look good in blue and white, let’s be honest.”

The Cygnet was intended to be a gas mileage special to bring up Aston’s corporate fuel economy numbers — or maybe emissions. Either way, it was never sold in the U.S. I’ve only seen three in my life — two in Monaco and one in Istanbul.

I did not know this. I do know, however, what happens when you put Bacardi in Coke though.