You know what counts as a criminal conspiracy? Churches, who don’t pay anywhere near their fair share in taxes, blatantly violating the “stay out of politics” doctrine.

i think it’s far more disingenuous to refer to Wild n Out as comedy.

It is such an old and stale joke.

I like Maron’s view on these jokes, especially Rife's apology with the special needs helmet - it’s so fucking hack. We’re kind of doing a disservice to the shittiness of the jokes by talking about whether or not they’re “offensive.” They’re just examples of middle of the road hack comedy. That should be the story, and…

I mean, even if you disagree with her. And believe the phrase is a call for the end of the state of Israel; so what.

You don’t understand how political parties work. How many Republicans voted for Pelosi or Jefferies for speaker over the years?

Bad faith liar and Murc’s Law extraordinaire here ^

I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

Why would Haley beat Biden?

..There will be drawings mwahaha

You don't have to like Ukraine to want to prevent Russian expansion and Putin destabilizing a region to line his own pockets. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

Giving money to Israel=unquestionable. You're an antisemite if you disagree. But if you want to support Ukraine against being invaded by Russia you're a bad guy. Because homeless or something. Makes sense.

“Show feet!” -b4r0nTrump$

She’ll be streaming her trial on Twitch and reacting to it on YouTube. Make sure you smash that Like button and comment and subscribe.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Bill Maher will never be an incel as long as he still has money for escorts.

In that photo Howard Stern looks like Bruno from Encanto.

No, actually, please tell me what your line of work IS. I’ve clearly picked a nonproductive career path — nary a single nude ever showed up.

Except Topher Grace, who’s smart. 

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.