I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

Why would Haley beat Biden?

..There will be drawings mwahaha

You don't have to like Ukraine to want to prevent Russian expansion and Putin destabilizing a region to line his own pockets. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

Giving money to Israel=unquestionable. You're an antisemite if you disagree. But if you want to support Ukraine against being invaded by Russia you're a bad guy. Because homeless or something. Makes sense.

“Show feet!” -b4r0nTrump$

She’ll be streaming her trial on Twitch and reacting to it on YouTube. Make sure you smash that Like button and comment and subscribe.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

This one is simpler than that.  Musk was spouting a bunch of bullshit the other day.  He himself got fact-checked by this system.  His fragile ego couldn’t allow that, so here we are.

Bill Maher will never be an incel as long as he still has money for escorts.

In that photo Howard Stern looks like Bruno from Encanto.

No, actually, please tell me what your line of work IS. I’ve clearly picked a nonproductive career path — nary a single nude ever showed up.

please don’t call him that. unlike him tools are actually useful

when has that stopped a comic event?

“Artist" Greg Land.

Except Topher Grace, who’s smart. 

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

“Amber Heard spent two months designing Overwatch Mercy cosplay for ex Elon Musk”

Mk11 has a move straight up called a Fatal Blow which in most cases would kill someone. Even if you clear a health bar with it, they stand back up for the finisher, haha. MKX had x-ray moves that were basically the same, crushing skulls and hearts. I remember in MK4, Quan Chi’s grab had him hold his opponent’s arms,…

And a keyboard, and an extending antenna, and a proprietary car dock. Come on, it is time to move forward, let the old tech go.