I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

Why would Haley beat Biden?

..There will be drawings mwahaha

You don't have to like Ukraine to want to prevent Russian expansion and Putin destabilizing a region to line his own pockets. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

Giving money to Israel=unquestionable. You're an antisemite if you disagree. But if you want to support Ukraine against being invaded by Russia you're a bad guy. Because homeless or something. Makes sense.

“Show feet!” -b4r0nTrump$

She’ll be streaming her trial on Twitch and reacting to it on YouTube. Make sure you smash that Like button and comment and subscribe.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Bill Maher will never be an incel as long as he still has money for escorts.

In that photo Howard Stern looks like Bruno from Encanto.

No, actually, please tell me what your line of work IS. I’ve clearly picked a nonproductive career path — nary a single nude ever showed up.

Except Topher Grace, who’s smart. 

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

“Amber Heard spent two months designing Overwatch Mercy cosplay for ex Elon Musk”

Mk11 has a move straight up called a Fatal Blow which in most cases would kill someone. Even if you clear a health bar with it, they stand back up for the finisher, haha. MKX had x-ray moves that were basically the same, crushing skulls and hearts. I remember in MK4, Quan Chi’s grab had him hold his opponent’s arms,…

LOL hey now I loved that game as a 14year old in the early 90's cut someone’s arm off and was like holy shit that’s AWESOME, mater of fact I remember winning a round as a torso, let me repeat a TORSO LOL. But back to MK, even something like Scorpions spear, which I think hits the torso or throat maybe, or Sub Zero…

I don’t want to be overly critical, but didn’t Netherrealm have a bit of a mea culpa with Ronda Rousey (which holy shit she does), and not even because she sucked as a human being, but because even her fans thought she did a bad job as Sonya? So why are they bothering paying more money than a real voice actress would…

Maybe the pedos are the friends he made along the way...wait...

maybe minaj is a real life event and conflict

If you need to beat a child to get them to listen to you you are objectively a bad parent.  That’s it, nothing else.