I don’t (can’t? won’t?) understand your country...

“Did you ever find Gadget on Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers attractive?”

Yes.

Do.you mean in the sense that Morrissey is well known for missing scheduled dates, and now Kanye is threatening to do so?

Because crypto fucking sucks and the only people that think otherwise are the ones buying into the scheme?

it’s a joke but a slightly less pathetic joke than what came before it.  for the first year of the pandemic under President Dipshit everything science offered us was questioned and mocked by people who don’t understand science or how it works or the empirical method (but still expect perfection).  One thing I have…

Eh, the post office can handle it. I agree that it’s way too late. We needed this 18 months ago, but we had The Orange One and President Kushner on the job, so it’s no wonder it didn’t even make the agenda.

The Cowboys, Patriots, and Raiders all lost. The last time I was this overjoyed was when Halle Berry and I eloped. 

They should at least bring back the talking filibuster. Keep your 60 votes, but force them to talk it out. This whole “silent filibuster/two-track system” might have made sense back when the Senate wanted to try to get things done, the opposition can signal a filibuster and you move on to something else, but it…

Right?  People telling on themselves with their whole chests on there.

If your gut reaction to this is to get defensive (like many people in the twitter replies) then it might be time to start examining your personal bias. 

What a weird hangup. Adult content creators rampantly sexualise literally everything. I’ve seen art that turned neapolitan ice cream into a fuckable person. If you’re worried about R34 artists, there’s not a single thing on Earth safe for you to enjoy.

Women are Polaroid picture taking flower pots. What’s so confusing about that?

There’s also the case where some fucker grabs your camera and basically uses it to take a dick pic - can there be any question about whether that one is getting shredded?

The sad issue with this is that as ostensibly liberal people leave red states, those red states will become even more conservative and thus enforcing nationwide gerrymandering (in a sense) in that places with smaller, conservative populations will continue to have an outsized voice in the senate.

I know that infants can be a handful, and I'm 100% pro choice, but 15 months seems a bit excessive.

I’d have gone with the open-mic dry heaves, but that gif works just as well!

Oh! That finally explains why so many people are quitting their jobs right now. Solidarity for celebrity chef Bobby Flay’s contract dispute.

this is annoying. i quit my job in solidarity!

“fits your narrative”