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look to your left and to your right.

If neither has interests that include photography, horseback riding, grunge fashion, Kurosawa films, singing in the glee club, ranting against modern technology, and raving about the lattes at LA’s Union Station, then you have interests that include photography, horseback riding,…

Maybe a reverse cow-girl?

Daniel Bryan jobbed to Shamus in 18 seconds at Wrestlemania. He recovered and ended up a multi-time champ, and became the face of the company - for a while. 

All chaps are assless

As much as I’d love a booster, the World Health Organization has specifically asked first world countries to forgo boosters until the rest of the world has access to first doses.

I love this approach! By the time that I’m done explaining how ridiculous proprietary platform software is, they’ve decided to never call me again. It’s WIN-WIN!

Plenty of alternatives out there folks. No need to Facetime when Duo, Skype, and more all work with their own apps on all devices.

In fairness, his chosen name warned us.

Hey, did your phone just ding? It sounded like a match. Congrats! But oh, what’s this? The match is someone super hot you swiped right on with the assumption they’d never actually swipe right back?

“Instead of worrying about if they like you, worry about if you like them. This mindset shift also helps with any jitters or anxiety.”

It’s a simple matter of dragging them down to your level. That’s all.

If you’re not vaccinated, it’s safest not to date.  A date gone well could lead to breeding.  And we don’t need that kind of negativity.

Agreed

Ugh, save the “for the unvaccinated” crap for the right wing MAGA garbage websites. Unless this is turning into one of them... in which case I will change my bookmarks right this minute. 

they are the last modern trucks built to last.

I full screened it just to make sure I understood the lyrics.

Can’t wait to hear how Ben Shapiro can’t please his wife to this

Flynn and Wood have endosed this demon? That can only mean...oh...oh no!... Flynn and Wood are also Satanic child traffickers!1!1 Could that also mean our holy leader Trump might also maybe be tainted with this evil?1?1 Noooo1!1! Who can we believe? Where do we turn now? What will become of us???

Goddamnit.

Not to mention most 83 year olds I know are somewhere on the spectrum of dotty and demented. I know plenty of people can age gracefully and keep active, etc, but I don’t ask any 83 year old for advice on how to live. So why would I want them deciding current social issues for me?