I recently read that Hank Hill is supposed to be 34. A year younger than myself. That blows my got-dang mind.

What the fuck is it with baseball and the weirdest fucking statistics in the world?

I swear, next time I go to a baseball game, the announcer will be telling the crowd which 3rd baseman has had the most home runs while Mercury is in retrograde.

That’s “Fuckitall/Invincible” confidence. Not really based in reality. I used to be like that, but deep down I was terrified of what the future held. 

Articles like this remind me what a blessed state we are in to not be assaulted by his face, voice, and tweets, daily. I’m enjoying the reprieve, mightily.

Don’t be idiotic.

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're... Also out of Ben Shapiro. 

“I’ll have you know that my production company is average sized!”~ Ben Shapiro, probably

The ocean called. They’re running out of Ben Shapiro.

The “fun” little curtsy or whatever it was she did is just the santorum icing on the asshole cake.

Start making noise about replacing her in the next primary now and actually set out looking for a better candidate. There’s a chance she’ll stop doing this in the meantime. I know, I know but it’s worth a shot. Arizona’s not West Virginia so there’s a chance, I guess.

Why is only one person commenting on this? The article doesn’t even really comment on it (they mention Neanderthals are extinct, but apparently in order to contradict the part of the comment that says they are resilient, not the part that talks about them in present tense.)

This what the Republicans have come to? Defending a species that, depending on their flavor of Christianity,  they might not believe actually existed? 

I just want to say how much it sucks, just absolutely fucking sucks, that the primary policy outcome of Jan. 6 is just going to be more unjustifiable voting restrictions that will probably cement minority Republican rule for the rest of my life. Republicans ought to be driven from public life because of what they…

The most fascinating thing about them is that they’re objectively bad at what they do, but the masses lap it up.

So, if you are in a car without an airbag, do you also refuse to wear a seatbelt?

What a difference having a president who gives a shit makes.

So Fuck my feelings but coodle theirs? Sounds about white

Question - do these people not care at all that history will judge them as complete goons, likely within their own lifetimes given what the broader culture already thinks of them?

What is it with these people and bathrooms? Are they not aware that there nothing stopping men from going into women’s bathrooms right now if they’re that determined that that's the best spot to assault people?

Biden has promised that his administration will reverse his predecessor’s draconian and inhumane immigration policies, but the reopening of the Carrizo tent city is a reminder that pressure will continue to need to be applied to ensure that immigrants are treated humanely and with dignity.