They do not because I remember hearing about these people blaming Obama for 9/11 and not doing anything to stop it.

I think the internet has mostly settled on “feral screaming lunatic launching himself at the castle within 10 minutes of waking up”

While claiming that he saw “facial recognition software” that matched faces in the Capitol to members of Antifa.

Matt Gaetz is not saying that the domestic terrorists who recently attempted to overthrow the U.S. government are Antifa dressed in white supremacist drag, but he’s not not saying that either:

That Washington Times article was pulled down after the company mentioned in it threatened legal action, so yeah, it was a complete fabrication.

“We’ve seen in the last two months unprecedented allegations of voter fraud,”

Meghan McCain was back on The View on Monday after giving birth to a baby she and her Federalist husband named Liberty (of course)

Fixed her statement: “given that we’re the party of family values foisting motherhood on women who dare to have sex and then deny them any government programs of assistance”

The problem is not Gallup’s methodology, it’s the cult of personality that exists in the GOP today. Every Republican says the man they admire most is Trump, whereas Democrats choose a whole bunch of people, none of whom garner enough votes on their own to beat Trump’s total.

Are we really going to sit through 4-8 years of Republicans suddenly concerned about fiscal responsibility? My motherfucking taxes went up to pay for that $1.5 trillion monstrosity in 2017 that gave breaks to the wealthiest 400 or so families in the country. And now Republicans give a shit? Fuck you forever.

Yup, the great negotiator has hands off until it was time to sign.

I don’t understand the other interpretation at all.

I don’t get the Hank Scorpio shoe thing? What’s the debate there? The “Yes, once” thing is a great response to that rhetorical question, though.

Yeah, the main takeaway here is that a lot of people are bad at comedy. Most of these are people assuming that an absurdist punchline has to “mean something” or be a reference. Because you know what’s always hilarious? References to things people recognize.

“Guardians” is so Destiny. So lame.

Lol Trump isn’t spending shit on the GA senate races. It doesn’t benefit him, and he doesn’t care about the Republican party either.

That’s definitely the look I have on my face when I’m trying to make someone burst into flames with my mind. And let me be clear, that’s not a criticism.

I keep picturing him getting the Whitey Bulger treatment and being beaten to death within hours of arriving in prison by a bunch of spurned skinheads and people whose relatives died from Covid-19.

I hate this ad with a passion. To think that people sat around a conference room table in some ad agency and were like “This is good, we are gonna sell tons of GMCs. Lets run it!”

It is like they took what I had been thinking/saying/shouting and made it into a sketch. I don’t know of anyone that makes a major purchase without talking it over with their significant other especially something that they are going to be interfacing with almost daily. What if they don’t like the color or it doesn’t…