Shocked.
He seems like a man of impeccable principles.
I suppose now someone is going to claim that he paid for sex with minors while he was publicly denouncing underage sex trafficking. No way.

This is as I feared, a worst case scenario. He had minor symptoms, and has learned nothing and will minimize covid even more now.

If this grossly out of shape, elderly man survives covid 19, I’ll know beyond a shadow of a doubt that:

I've probably lied that much, too. But it was mostly lies I told myself like 'this is fine. everything is fine. it can't get any worse.'

President Trump is experiencing “mild” covid-19 symptoms following his positive diagnosis and will reportedly undergo an experimental treatment.

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

The only correct use of a kinja slideshow.

Yeah but what did it to Ocean Spray cranberry-raspberry juice sales?

I don’t want him to die because then he’d never see the inside of a federal prison. I wish him a long, humiliating life behind bars, addled for years with painful and disfiguring health complications.

This is a guy with a world class intellect who could be doing anything he wants in life

Eh I don’t think he’s as smart as everyone says he is, including Dershowitz.

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful. 

Notwithstanding what a hundred shitty sitcom plots might portray, it honestly seems pretty difficult to listen to someone in your ear, during a debate, and immediately repeat what they say, especially for longer answers, and not have it be completely obvious that you’re doing it. (If this was an effective way of…

So, the MAGA crowd are concerned that Biden will listen to other people who actually know what they’re talking about. I can see how that would be a confounding prospect for them.

This is the Emperor trying to distract Biden pre-game and get in his head. Stick to your own game plan and don’t even respond to the stupid.

It’s the same mentality that refuses to better regulate guns, and instead tells schoolchildren they just need to learn to live in fear of school shootings.

Remember, folks, many of your fellow citizens are selfish psychopaths who would rather you or your loved ones needlessly suffer and die, than they have to do without a petty luxury for themselves.

See I’d say do it, but i live around this shit hole and don’t want one of these idiots spreading it anywhere near me...