Good luck finding disinfectant...

What happens tomorrow?

That guy has shown up on my feed a few times recently and I honestly thought it was someone doing a bit. I mean, how could any of the shit he says be real?

Have you seen her answering questions? Cuz she is very much a moron. Evil moron but a moron nonetheless.  

Hot take

Exactly, he chose not to even enter the building because why would he waste his time? Holding a bible awkwardly was enough for him. And it worked. Religious idiots pointed at that as proof trump’s religious.

Their whole mentality is “I don’t see racism so it doesn’t exist” or “racism never affected me so it’s not a problem.” I’ve had too many conversations where I’m repeating “just because you don’t see it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.”

Trump is the closest president we’ve had in years to allowing God to still be part of the conversation.

I saw a video of him talking to the press. He took his mask off and his lips were bluish and he was swaying. He looked like shit and sounded short on breath. He said he was fine but he sure didn’t sound fine.

Not to mention their ratings have been up recently. 

I want Jr to catch it and really suffer just so he can see how little his dad cares about him.

I like Lucky but the price doesn’t match the quality.

That’s a great story. Sincerely. 

It got cancelled. 

I see where you’re going but I disagree. “Hey, you’re wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt, officer! By the way nice chub.” is WAY better than “Hey, you’re wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt, officer!” Call me old fashioned but I think complimenting an officer on his little chubby is just the polite thing to do.

Where’s the compliment? I guess you’re going with their “enthusiastic neutral” rule. That’s fine... I guess...

The Vanilla Ice link takes you to the Mt Rushmore story.

Remember, this is the man that called WWE headquarters because he thought Vince McMahon actually blew up.

Correct

“We’re armed and ready to feed you.”