I told her how it should be done, but she decided to go another way.

Get ready for a lot of; misused semicolons.

“he looked really well and very healthy”

Huh?

I seem to remember the stock markets crashing when it looked like trump was going to win. So yeah, real confidence. 

They covered this earlier today.

“I’m sorry that Kevin McCarthy doesn’t know what a concentration camp is.” Woulda been my response. 

He’s trying to take the attention away from the debate. He knows he’ll get a bunch of attention for it. He’s an attention whore. If you stop treating his tweets like they mean anything he’ll stop existing. He’s like Santa or Tinkerbelle.

To be fair Obama had the audacity to be a black guy.

I think he’s trying to embarrass AOC. Like he thinks he can outsmart her and sneak some stuff in there and show how naive she is. I think he overestimates himself.

That’s disgusting. 

They were talking about it this morning on Fox 11 (I live in LA) and the German lady said “shit” on live tv. The lady next to her made a face but they all moved on like professionals. It was funny. That’s all.

“... international legal obligations, a commitment under which each party would accept the return, and process refugee status claims, or third-party nationals who have crossed that party’s territory...”

Don’t they (Fox viewers and anchors) find it troubling that he would take credit for holding up the event when he, in fact, didn’t? Trump knew the event wasn’t running late because of him but he took credit anyway. Do his supporters not have a problem being lied to like that?

The only thing I don’t like about these segments is the puppet voices. They’re purposefully bad and I think that takes away from it. Other than that I’m curious to see where this goes. 

“Green is not a creative color” made me bust out.

I thought that too. As soon as he blew his nose I said, “well, there goes that fight.” The fact that I know you shouldn’t blow your nose in that situation means a pro fighter definitely knows.

Have at it.

I wish people would stop acting like Logan was a good movie. It wasn’t. Professor X’s convenient selective seizures, the fact that they get a whole family killed for no fucking reason, the movie starts with them basically screaming at you “look at how much we’re acting!” All those kids were born in Mexico but only 1…

Ditch the goatee, bro. Either full beard or clean shaven. Goatees are awful. Hell, a lone mustache is better than a goatee.