If they sized that to fit my boobs, it would be $50 million.

I'm

Liz Lemon, a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed.

My excuse? I'm lazy.

MOOOMM!!!!!

"I will present myself as an example that it’s possible to have fun without being drunk."

Saw this article headline on Slate yesterday and though to myself, "Self. That article title is idiotic, sexist, and bullshit. Don't bother reading it. Just wait to see which Jezebel author's head explodes by 5pm tomorrow."

I wasn't disappointed. Well done.

Yup. About a year ago I was thinking about all the times as a teenager I made out with guy alone on his couch or car and he could have taken advantage of me after I said stop. But they didn't, because they weren't rapists.

I can not tell you how many teenage boys I got wasted with in High School. Most were my friends, none of them behaved badly. Many of them probably had a secret crush on me. Maybe having male friends was a blessing. I always felt safe around them. What is going on with boys today? Or have things always been this way?
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I feel like I am the densest person in the world today - I just do not see where people are getting that she's saying "What's your excuse for not being thin?" I see it as "What's your excuse for not putting in this hard work?"

Most missed the point entirely, if you WANT that look, there are no excuses. If you don't want it, or don't prioritize it, or whatever, who gives a shit? Of course someone will say, I want that look but my [insert tough medical diagnoses] prevents me. That's valid, maybe you should reevaluate your priorities and pick…

"If I can do it, you can do it," is a problematic thing to say under any circumstances. It's so arrogant. People have different motivations, priorities, skills, personalities and experiences. Get over yourself. Other people are not you, and - hard to believe, I know - may not even want to be.

I think you're overreacting. Pregnancy does fuck you up. It's considered a disease state by those of us in the medical profession. There is a plethora of conditions that only apply to pregnant women.
In other words, calm down.

Ah, it's popmollyimsweat. Who comes from the planet "everytimeidrinkalcoholIfullyexpectthatrapewillfollowautomaticallyandiwillnotbeentitledtocomplainaboutthatbecausebydrinkingalcoholihaveconsentedtobeingrapedwhichmakesitnotrapeamiriteladies?"

Did you watch the same video? She flat out admits that she was drinking before she left.

So all poor people have to do to be healthy and successful like you is quit one of their jobs and/or cut back on how much they work for pay, move to a commune, have said commune watch their kids, and then live off a bountiful garden? Wow. That's so astoundingly reasonable and accessible.

I HAVE A GENETIC CONDITION! I'M GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO NOT CONTROL MY PORTIONS AND EAT POORLY AND AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY WAAAWAAAWAAA.

Those girls were raped. They were underage. They were incapable of consent. How can these law enforcement officials say they did their job well when 17-year-olds had sex with minor girls? Let's not blame the town. Let's blame the families who raised rapist sons, and the son who thinks all girls want his D, and…

You must have missed when his 2010 album was on all of the "Best Albums of the Year" charts. Yeah. Someone's trying too much to make this about artists getting publicity. I hardly see Sufjan Stevens as a celebrity whore. But thanks for playing.

Having a live-in bf for five years is a bit like marriage. You live together, you split the bills, you care for each other... it's everything but the actual license.