I am a firm follower of Dumbledore’s Army. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Amen.

It irritates me when people equate ‘African population boom due to poor family-planning education etc’ with racism.

It is becoming cruel at this point. It would be a kindness to stop with all the appeals. The parents are selfish.

Because I’m the paradox the internet deserves, not the one it needs right now.

Earlier this year, His Popeness said that childfree women are selfish people.

I feel sorry for guys like Watts and Trevorrow.

Oh great, here’s Hollywood clapping itself on the back for casting a few actors of color here and there in the background of a Spider-Man flick.

Employees at the city morgue.

Dude, I learned all this 5 years ago. Where were you at? Easiest thing to do now is stop taking life so seriously, throw a party every weekend, love your loved-ones, stop procreating.

I’ve never met Joseph Daniel Hudek I, but I guarantee you, with a name like that, he’s a total piece of shit.

Case in point: Spider-Man Homecoming.

Congratulations, Malala. You deserve all the praise.

Star power and star branding is a thing of the past. Audiences don’t even care about big names anymore, only franchises and recognizable properties.

Lena Dunham is so attention-desperate, attention itself wants nothing to do with her.

Mr. Affleck, please step down from the role of Batman. You were never right for it. Respectfully, a former fan.

(*Raises hand for high five*) I’ve always wondered. How can STD’s be contracted in those non-participating or asexual among us?

It might come to it that cinemas are dominated by big franchises, and smaller films are shafted onto streaming services. If this happens, there will be a loss of the authentic experience. The ease of access, watching a movie like Okja at home, would mean a loss of the cinematic experience.

Maybe actors are paid way too much for their job? Robert Downey is being paid $200 million for Infinity War.

Fair enough, but most stand-ups play outrageous versions of themselves on stage. And their acts reflect the absurdity of society, not always their inner-most personal views.

I see that with my Dad now, and I admit it’s weird. It’s hard to see him chatting up women when I’ve only just lost my mother a few years ago. But who am I to judge what’s too soon.