‘Real’ Tv doesn’t exist on Network anymore, Bobby. Unless you want your brain cells to die slow horrible deaths by cathode ray, go elsewhere.

My friend was talking to me about the ‘speed’ factor in suicide today.

Jimmy Fallon is the wannabe class clown who laughs way too hard at the real class clown.

I don’t think this article is click-baity at all. Pretty useful for a dummy like me who just found out an email account is hacked.

Ivanka isn’t emotionally or intellectually mature enough to be a good mom.

Fair enough, Fallon. But you invited a monster onto your show to ruffle his hair to make him see more endearing.

Does Hannity purposely screw his face up so much to piss me off even further? I think he does.

I read the first three books and they were totally not what I expected, but not in a bad way.

Fox News are going to have a field day. I hope they choke on their coffee.

Chelsea Manning released from prison today. At last, some good news.

Does Alwyn need to be chaperoned by his Mom when he goes out with Taylor?

I can’t belive that Bill frickin’ Cosby just used ‘tentacle’ and ‘piling on’ in a sentence.

I wonder how Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson would handle intel reports on ISIS. You know, the new frontrunner for 2020.

Comey is frickin’ tall. Maybe that’s how he rose to head of the FBI? Because he knows things before everyone else does.

Hey, Media.

Buzz Lightyear, please stop killing our fond memories of Toy Story.

I won’t defend the Robin Hood re-telling with Marion as the lead, but I will defend re-tellings in general. Reason: It’s the only game in town for aspiring screenwriters today.

Thanks, Jezebel.

Barron’s therapy bill is going to break the federal budget.

Of the seven billion Robin Hood movies in active development, Margot Robbie is playing Maid Marion in a ‘re-telling’ origin story. Think Snow White and the Huntsman only with more Margot Robbie wielding bows.