Yeah, I'm genuinely surprised this time. It was actually readable with a really neat gif worked in. The punchline wasn't terrible either. 

Owen is a freaking treasure. 

Wi-fi will NEVER be as good as an actual ethernet cable though.

Wrong. https://www.woot.com/blog/post/the-debunker-is-the-f-word-an-acronym-for-for-unlawful-carnal-knowledge

As is tradition.

Not pre-order, but purchase within a certain proximity to launch. It said you can register the game when you get it and unlock the character.

It’s expected to completely. This is the last Smash Direct before the game’s launch, and Sakurai said all the playable characters will be announced beforehand.

This week’s was written and drawn by a guest artist.

Judging you, but only because they’re all out and I think it’s your fault.

Judging you, but only because they’re all out and I think it’s your fault.

Kendricks was called for the same thing on the FG drive to end the half. Once the precedent is set it has to be called. Terrible rule.

There were bad, play-extending calls on the Vikings too.

Articles like this are why I don't visit Kotaku much anymore. 

I think you mean “too tight.”

Hmm. Between raising the price of the subscription and now this, I think the straw threshold has now met the requirement for finally breaking the camel’s back.

Hmm. Between raising the price of the subscription and now this, I think the straw threshold has now met the…

“Halo 3 is widely considered the best Halo, or at least the last truly great one. “

Yeah, but he’s dead now, so....what are we accomplishing? 

LiA?

Thanks, man.

Thanks, man.

The fact is, it was, but people data-mined the game. They never did anything to hint it might be there, or suggest it was obtainable in any specific way.

Kale’s story is literally, “Senpai won’t notice me, so I guess I’mma go berserker now.”