Wow, stellar counter-argument. You must have gotten great marks in debate club.

...Until VII came out.

Can I just say that I don’t find this to be good news?

You and Fahey are the only reason I even visit Kotaku any more, Cecilia. I hope they keep treating you well.

My first thought when I clicked this article was far and away a good new Star Fox, but now I want another Advance Wars, but only if they did it in the style of Dual Strike, and not that cringey Days of War.

The cocaine addiction didn’t do Harry Potter any favors, it seems.

Yep.

Bungie has said repeatedly that neither console is powerful enough to run the game at 60 fps, AND 4k, which is their priority.

From what I’ve read, both consoles are locked at 30 frames per second so they’ll be consistent even in 4k. Nothing to do with corporate boogeyman bs.

I downloaded the first one as soon as it became available for Android thanks to your original article, Fahey.

Yeah, between the “mature” dialogue and the “open world, multiplayer sandbox” direction, pretty much all of my hype for this game was shot dead on the front steps of the church today.

Don’t know what I was expecting, but I know it wasn’t this. I played the original when I was, I dunno, 13, 14? But this? This... doesn’t do it for me. At least DB Fighter Z and Anthem look alright.

He publishes one comic a month for his Patreons, but he’s always making these little videos.

“2D”

Could Kotaku talk to Norman von Scott about posting Hsu and Chan stuff here? He’s been on a roll lately.

And I’m asking Fahey why.

“It’s a much better battler than the PSP...”

Like I said, you take things that aren’t directed at you WAAAAYY to seriously. Maybe you should get some help.

#EchidnaMasterRace

For the record, as Jeff Foxworthy once said, “Whenever you hear someone with a southern accent, you automatically want to deduct a couple IQ points. The last thing you want to hear is, ‘Aight, now what we gonna do is, saw the top of your head off, root around in’ere with a big ol’ stick and see if we can’t find that…