The deal was the opportunity to jump off Microsoft's sinking ship.

You're a cybersquatter if you don't even use the domain for 10 years.

Did any of you guys see that ludicrous display last night?

You forgot Mercedes and BMW. Oh, and also NASA.

Oh hush, he's 1/128th Cherokee, he said so himself. So he's totally legit.

But then it would be

Exactly, who just hits the F8 key only once. You're not an American if you don't mash the button so many times that the computer gives you an exasperated beep everytime you mash.

We're supposed to stick to the sidewalks of the street?

Wow, I can't believe the NFL hasn't implemented a standard murder clause after 1994.

School? Its summer, only a small percentage are going to school now.

Good thing we have a metro area that consists of seven counties, not just Cook.

Actually its pretty easy to get an estimate. Just take aerial shots and calculate area times density. Its not 100% accurate, but that's why we call them estimates.

Wait until the Blackhawks parade this year, last time it was at two million in 2010. And we're talking about hockey here.

So, what sort of 50 year old man approaches someone for an autograph? That shit's for kids.

What kind of fool thinks that MS would give out 10 free copies of a game to its customers?

You know what world is sharing physical better than digital? Sharing your physical copy to an unlimited number of people and selling your copy yourself instead of a limited digital share.

Here's a thought, don't buy an Xbox.

Get a life virgin? What a snappy comeback.

People are morons because they missed an illogical joke based on some 12 year olds trolling? The only way they can get it is to follow some stupid internet meme void of any logic to it?

Remember when people defended their practices? Funny shit.