Everybody knows Jeff loves a strapping man over the ladies any day of the week. I know you're from the future, but jeesh.

Ethan's also one of the biggest dorks that has ever won.

Can't stand fucking Rupert, man.

It's sad to think that Eli Roth, fuckhead that he is, has appeared in two Tarantino movies. oh shit waddup…

I eat everythang.

*burps*

oh shit waddup?

Don't we all.

Good on ya.

Awkward.

Get cracking. The world needs that story.

Good times.

You missed out on some good TV.

Always.

Meek came off way worse, though.

*farts*

Dat Boi!

Just watch Tim Roth in that first clip. Look at his face while Sam Jackson is explaining his use of the verse. That's acting folks. Mr Roth's eyes, his mouth are conveying so much. It's like he's afraid and about to burst out laughing at the same time.

Man, you catch a n***a off-guard with this shit.

Let's hope not.