I wasn’t in a rush, that I was happy to come by there and say hi or if he wanted to make the date fun, take them to Dallas for a night out.

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

SOURCE: St. Louis baseball fans want us to love gays and engage in premarital sex.

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

credibility means nothing when u suckers all get Left Behind anyway

Jim Ross was a team player and cooperated, various versions of these rules have been in effect since the mid 90’s they had nothing to do with it. Jim Ross over his tenure has been fired multiple times, Vince has never liked his style or look as he wants a ESPN look to his announcers. You can look at Sean Mooney, Todd…

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If I remember correctly, Ross was fired for not keeping control of a promotional appearance he was supposed to moderate, and letting drunk Ric Flair go to weird, dark places — it’s also rumored that JR was drunk himself during the event. It wouldn’t surprise me if his old-school-ness (and probably age itself) played a…

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

Vince McMahon’s Rules for XFL Announcers:
-Do not use pronouns.

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

You realize that at the end of training camp, Phil Jackson will hold a presser with Dolan. Phil will walk in with a huge grin, spread his arms wide, and simply say “The Aristocrats!” before walking out.

Two things: It’s funny that the guy who made the equivalent of a mean internet comment about Pedro Strop is now using this as an opportunity to lament how mean people on the internet can be. And Costas isn’t even necessarily wrong about some of the reactions to his comment, but lashing out at the “internet mob” every…

I mean, he’s not wrong.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match

How awkward would that have been if a bunch of Chechens, Armenians, and Georgians showed up.

Here we have yet another situation in which a business doesn’t listen to the guy it hired exactly to do or prevent things like this. The only reason the club doesn’t get hurt financially, is because it is the Angels that own it, and therefore can’t be hurt.