Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Tom Ley for Raysism

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Redacted? I played with with him.

Don't act like this was his only offense. He also accepted free food at a soup kitchen.

I believe the NCAA plays an important role in maintaining true collegiate athletics and I thank them for it.

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

Goalie is the fight's MVP. Casually stands in his crease until a fight gets close enough for him to break up.

They were just preparing for the draft.

You could always write a story ranking lunchmeats . I bet you put olive loaf and mortadella #1-2.

As editor, I reserve the right to take the most important stories for myself. A sort of blog droit du seigneur.

I hope he has a full recovery. But you have to think that if you survive an asteroid collision that massive, eventually it's going to catch up to your health.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.

So the de-Brian Williamsing of the NBC site happened last week.