Haha, I know man, me too.

I mean... I could just take her to Applebee’s. Maybe Best Buy or Scheels? I know I would like a gift card to one of those places.

My girlfriend is moving back home to her native country in a few weeks. Because of that, we’ve decided to scale things back and continue seeing each other, but not be officially ‘dating’ since it’s all gonna end soon anyways (I guess it’ll help with the goodbye maybe?)

Imagine if your best friend in the whole world sent you a text message in which he unironically inserted a number into his name.

Even the rule about having to wait for a ball to land to deliver the next pitch added a ton of tension as the clock approached zero.

Somebody probably told him to ‘Break a Leg’ before he went on and rattled him.

+1 This is grossly understarred

Satan would’ve responded, but Tony La Russa was passed out in his pickup truck somewhere and Carlos Martinez was too busy checking out the @CumOnMyBigTits Twitter timeline.

That’s actually how the phrase ‘sports entertainment’ was coined. Vince didn’t want to pay dues to (and don’t quote me on this) the New Jersey and New York Athletic or Boxing Commissions and basically said, on the record for the first time, pro wrestling isn’t real, it’s strictly for entertainment purposes.

I’d love to hear Jim Ross’s take on this. He retweeted the list earlier tonight, but didn’t comment on it.

“When I was released by the Eagles, I feel they tried to paint a picture that definitely wasn’t true. It was a slap in the face”

He didn’t get fired.

We’ve got players that are hurting. We’ve got young men who don’t know how to identify a good financial adviser. Men are in transition who aren’t doing well, and yet eight to $10 million dollars a year is spent in court fees about who should make a decision on someone, who in some cases has committed a crime.

And Costas isn’t even necessarily wrong about some of the reactions to his comment, but lashing out at the “internet mob” every time people react to something you’ve done in a way you don’t like is an old-white-media-guy move that could not possibly be more played out

Sunday’s Mariners-Angels game featured an Idiot on the Field who lasted quite a while. The shirtless guy made it from center field to the pitcher’s mound and even pretended to throw a pitch. Security eventually corralled him near the dugout.

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Somewhere out there is a woman or man saying “Every time I hear the theme from ‘Meet the Press,’ I know it’s time for Sunday Funday (this is the only time we have for it since we had the baby) morning sex. Thank you John Williams.”

Ehhhh, he’s actually been plugging FOX’s coverage of the US Open all week. Going through the announcers on every hole and everything. It’s no secret he’s pissed at CBS Radio and his simulcast deal with FOX, but he gets way more irritated when he gets bumped for soccer on FOX. I think it’s more likely he’s just…

As someone who listens to Francesa at his desk while working, I actually kind of enjoy these little moments. I’m probably in the minority there, but when he starts doing the play-by-play it makes me feel like I should be listening in... and it’s kind of a breath of fresh air from regular sports talk radio. The best…