Totally... Shawn was just an outright asshole at this point in his life. He's admitted to that. Nobody wanted to lose at all to him because he was such a dick.

This is probably all explained in the SI piece.

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[Racehorses Gentlemen's Club]

Law & Order: NFL

Clerk: OK sir, that'll be $2.67

We didn't do anything with the tweet because, well, we get a lot of random tweets and e-mails, and this one didn't have even the whiff of legitimacy.

The fake story was actually inspired by Jose Canseco, who intentionally uses testosterone cream as aftershave lotion.

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

Coach: Just get together with that spots ethics lady. Boxill. She'll help you out of your grades jam.

I'm from SoDak originally

I fucking hate it when guys slide into 1st base... Fuck you Nick Punto, you're not getting there any faster and you look like an assclown when you're the third out and I get to see you dusting off your stupid jersey right before some fuckin commercial for Menards.

We should all be so lucky to have a friend like Monty Williams... Wow that's a tough read

It's just the first period, little dude. Chill.

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Deadspin: [cums]

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You recently moved to New York. Are you a Mets fan now?

that's actually kind of frightening...

This is actually how Mike Lupica writes most of his stuff at this point so way to go Barry. Can't wait to see you Sunday morning on The Sports Reporters