False. Roger Stone never gets massages. Can’t risk wrinkling his Nixon tat.

Gronk: “So this place lets you send a message with your flowers?”

She can get the 🍆🍆🍆🍆

“Wrong, no other player can (bounce) a ball with as much spin as....he does it fairly constantly and spectacularly on the run. It’s a marvel of athletic achievement and skill that deserves to be applauded. It’s not “just another shot that others pull off time to time”"

I hope to re-pair her body with my minimally invasive penile insertion. 

I am a disabled person. A friend of mine earns money as a side-show freak. Dwarf tossing provides a living for fellow disabled people. (Dwarves are disabled people, and while I am not sure about the US, the dwarves in the UK got together and voted and said they found ‘little people’ annoying and preferred ‘dwarf’.) It…

You are a moron.

Every Celtics fan’s dream: an all-black team that are actually really white guys.

Yeah, I don’t love the “heroes and villains” thing we have right now. Like, I get that “we” elected a comic book mobster (not even a comic book villain), but that doesn’t mean that everyone else falls totally neatly into one category or the other. 

Thanks, but I’m going to punt on this offer.

The last names of three of the celebrities mentioned in this post are Favre Dick Boy. Hehehe. 

Brett finally gets the response he wants from a sent message. People view it and say, “What a dick!”

That's what she gets for using the n word.

Yup, a woman is always property of her father anyway.

Katy Perry says Luke is not a rapist. I believe women, and so I believe Katy Perry. Shame on Kesha for trying to bring down whoever the fuck Luke is.

That’s cool, as long as you don’t apply the same standard to Muslims. That would be Islamophobia.

I would’a jizzed all over those cookies and yelled “They call me ‘Johnny Ampleseed’!!Howd’ya like THEM apples, grampy?!?!”

Aw, that sucks. A friend just went through divorce. She moved across the country. A drastic move but she really needed to get away. He fell in love, literally, with the girl next door. I would let yourself grieve. It’s s big loss. The heart is resilient and you’ll move on eventually. Good luck.

It’s cliche to accuse a white boy of probably not playing any ball. but this idiot irrespective of his gameplay has the basketball understanding akin to Rick Carlisle. you don’t & can’t ball, wigger. i’ll let you figure out how to write the rajon apology article....let’s hope your analysis gives way to actual…