300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

or you could have just not said anything. Making comments like this is just stupid and a waste of time.

It’s only the founding principle of deadspin commenting. Do you think the comment section is here because we give a fuck about random people’s opinions? No. Emphatically no. It’s here for jokes.

I hate to do it to you, but it was a poop joke.

Sepp Blatter gets a kick out of dusting off his tried and true Hitler costume every Halloween.

Really commiting to the flop now.

Same picture as ESPN front page. Nice.

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Tell him to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

I defy you to explain to me the DNA-level difference between an unborn child at 39 weeks and one at 6 weeks. Oh right, there’s none.

Saudi shit is the boooooomb though, just saying

Don’t be ridiculous, of course not.

Of course the Mets are associated with New York. They've done so much damage to city morale that they should rename Mr. Met the 20th hijacker.

Everyone notice how the HC Blatt was so hesitant to gen involved. sir, you are no JVG.

I voted for Jill instead of Obama in the last race. Someone told me I was crazy, but I live in a heavily democratic state, so there was NO way Obama was going to lose. I’ll probably vote for Hilary in this one, in case.

Something to see here.

http://www.discogs.com/AMG-Bitch-Bett…

Pretty sure both these bitches were still on the pacifier with their breath smelling like Similac when AMG did the original back in '91...