Netflix execs are so hard right now.

I HAVE INTERNET IN MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER, PAL.

I was on a 3rd or 4th date with a girl one time and took her to a concert that had Carrie Underwood singing that song. I said something along the lines of "that's pretty messed up, you don't mess with a guy's ride" and she said well "better never hurt me then". I haven't talked to her since. I'm pretty sure destroying…

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

Even more reason to call it the Fairlady again!

Yeah, why not indeed? He tosses this out almost casually, but if I were a betting man, I'd put money on this happening. Just call it the Nissan Z. It's sexy, simple, and in line with their heritage. Numbers are overrated anyway.

My dad has two, this is the fast one. I get the adrenaline shakes every time I drive it.

The bit about rolling a booger had me dying. "Feels good....like a tiny tennis ball"

This is probably the first car that I would agree with one of the "why buy a new x when you can buy a used y for less" headlines.

Elon Musk is definitely the coolest man in the world and possibly a Bond Villain.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Why IS she getting that guy drunk?

It means that NJ dealers are shady and wanted to keep Tesla out of their club because they are not shady enough.

STOP. My penis can only get so erect.

STOP THIS, YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS AND MAKING ME DESIRE THIS FALSE BEAUTY BADLY.

Just give us THIS.

I have the urge to smash this skull with a bat until it no longer inhabits the dark recesses of my subconscious, is that close?