Apparently searching for "why is my penis awesome" every day hasn't moved the needle at all.

Yea...... an FR-S is right around $25k. Hard to imagine that choice being difficult to make, given the pair.

You never know what you're going to get sued for these days.

Imagine how many farts that driver's seat has endured.

I flew from Minneapolis to Newark to drive this cheap IROC Daytona home.

That voice tho - so sexy. I want that in my life.

I'll dress up more when they get rid of the Skymall catalog.

Wait... where's the step involving pig rectum? I know restaurants are serving up pig rectum. I want my calamari authentic.

Hey, shouldn't this have a permanent position in the header or something? We want to get this done right? At the base of every RSS article? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT, JALOPNIK!?

Was this cowritten by the Oatmeal?

Well... say what you will about life here, but I'm glad I haven't seen a lot of missiles blowing up roads driving around the U.S. (Not yet, anyway.)

I'm going to go see this at Elko later this month. Can't wait!

I hope this is accompanied by a re-jiggered-for-next-gen re-release of the original 3 ala Master Chief Collection.

THAT guy

What, the stigma that it's a freakin' time machine?

Oh. My condolences.

Are you talking about the 92 IROC R/T with the Turbo III? I had one of those... it was great for about a month. Then it became a huge money pit. Too bad. (I did get a semi-reliable 93 Daytona not too much later.)

That yellow car has my headlights :D

Back in Scion's early days when I bought a tC and got involved with that community, I got all sorts of swag. But aside from the usual hats/shirts/CDs/BBQ parties/etc, one day I was notified that I'd been chosen to attend a special event in Miami. Before the trip I got a piece of luggage in the mail. They flew us all…

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