this. Who the fuck?!?!

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

I hope I'll be able to that soon.

My dad is really honest about his employer (one of the few Mexican business owners at the time) paying for his school and helping him out. He has paid it forward because he knows sometimes you need help.

I had a similar childhood. It's funny how everyone is judging and giving unsolicited advice right up until those same people start asking if my dad was hiring and if we had any stock tips.

I will never forget when the lunch lady called me out in front of everyone for daring to grab a cup noodle instead of the hot lunch tray. She practically screamed, "No! Those are NOT for free lunch kids! You need to take the hamburger." In front of everyone.

Look at how Victoria Beckham's head barely moves while her body zigazigs-has all over the place! It's hypnotic.

I was in college and thought this was the dumbest song and group ever- but I did love Posh and her style. Now almost 20 years later I love the song. Go figure.

I wish I was your friend! I have Popples wrapping paper that I use for special people in my life.

So.... I went to see the Spice Girls on their reunion tour a few years ago. Posh sang exactly 0% of the time, sashayed 50% of the time, and phoned in group choreography the other 50% of the time.

I have a roll of Spice Girls wrapping paper. Only very special friends on specials bdays get this treat.

That's nothing. The Spice Girls were one of the first big things that I didn't get into because I was just a little too old. Saw 'em, remember when they were huge, but had moved on from radio and MTV pop by then.

• Similarly, and although she's not wearing it in this video, there was that constant need to put the black girl in exotic animal prints all the time which is just, ugh.

This is the best thing.

You are my hero

Ginger Spice. When she quit the band, I was devastated. Then, a couple weeks later, my best friend (the one with whom I played Spice Girl dolls until we were... nope, too ashamed to admit the age) drew a picture of them for art class but didn't draw Ginger because "She's not a Spice Girl anymore. You have to deal with…

I call this the "I have to pee!" dance.

I had this doll

I always viewed Victoria Beckham as being "too good" for a girl band. Not that I thought she was too good, but that she did. Like she held herself above it all.